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me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock  (via asapkingsofparis)
No because they know that that’s a waist of cocaine 

No because they know that that’s a waist of cocaine 

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mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
mom: Nerd
Hank Hill - Turn Down For Hwat
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sellout-boy:

ohellocaptain:

Play this at my funeral otherwise I’m coming back and slapping all you basic bitches.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

militaryarmament:

U.S Airmen assigned to the 673d Security Forces Squadron, trains with the M24 Sniper Weapon System on Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson, Friday, July 11, 2014.

heycourtneymae:

vengeance-of-synners:

coolinfantryguy:

mollyiswideawake:

mentalalchemy:

I’d feel like a little bitch if I didn’t reblog this

I lost it at “bitch mittens”

cant bitch out now

"bitch sticker"

Bitch sharks.

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seanfowler7326:

-Elysium